Yesterday I was a hardcore, habitual criminal.

Today I wake up a righteous citizen.

Happy Pot Legal Day.

Canada is now the first and only country on the planet to have legalized cannabis for any use, including having fun!

I’ve been waiting 50 years for this. Oh Canada.

(Uruguay legalized recreational pot in 2013 but I’m disqualifying it from first, as they still have a prohibition on sale to foreigners and rules requiring people to register with the government to purchase, so they can be on a government database to have monthly consumption limits monitored and more such political bullshit).